Devious Journal EntryCHECK MY DEVIANATIONS
Mr.BunglesWho doesn't remember Mr.Bungles? I passed the pipe to my left, but recieved no reply.Mr.Bungles
So I passed to Mr. Bungles. Mr. Bungles grinned, not quite wickedly, and stated, "jah jah pipe weed jah jah ahhh".
pipe weed, I had never heard that coined. I took quite a liking to the term, and used it myself as Mr. Bungles passed it back. "Ahh, pipe weed," I said, and Mr. Bungles grin suddenly turned to a deep, upside down and inside out frown.
I had offended Mr. Bungles, and he began to bleed.
"Oh no Mr Bungles! You're bleeding all over the pipe weed!" I cried out.
The Lizard EssayThe Lizard Essay (With underlying philosophies)The Lizard Essay
Crawling, dripping, oozing: the lizards slithered through the crevices. They swarmed in, millions, perhaps billions. It was my girlfriend’s birthday, and I wanted to get her something special. I crept my way to the pet store, carefully attempting to avoid squashing the little crawlers.
With green blood all over my sneakers, I entered the store and asked the fat, hairy salesman at the front desk, “What’s the most brilliantly fantastic pet I can get for 100 bucks?” He showed me a multi-colored screeching parrot, but kept on ushering me to buy their liz
Psychotic
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Mika???
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I am cute, in a bad-batch-of-LSD kind of way.
Can I have a free comission?
Check me out![link]
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[ Peace & Love ]
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-ardhanealtazenantolin
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La le la le la la
its only grandbag thats died!
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